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Race Result Details |
| Racer | (altrocality) |
| Race Number | 99612 |
| Date | Fri, 9 Jan 2026 16:38:25 |
| Speed |
153 WPM
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| Accuracy | 100% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | ahmef1n (2nd place) gustesmil (3rd place) jiayuee314 (5th place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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