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Pit Stop
Racer Hans (b3n1s)
Race Number 4824
Date Sun, 16 Nov 2025 10:31:47
Speed 86 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents homo_sapien_district_9 (1st place) mirazad (4th place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)

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