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Pit Stop
Racer erick (crater555)
Race Number 246
Date Tue, 20 Jan 2026 15:43:08
Speed 96 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 100%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents flame_the_lame (3rd place) peachy1014 (1st place)

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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?
— (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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