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Pit Stop
Racer Heapcleaner (fathur)
Race Number 16173
Date Sun, 11 Jan 2026 14:51:57
Speed 97 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents angeldoesitagain (1st place) cove (2nd place) gustavoschmidt (4th place) tleigefer (5th place)

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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?
— (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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