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Race Result Details |
| Racer | juan (jvrasmatas_) |
| Race Number | 599 |
| Date | Wed, 25 Feb 2026 15:27:03 |
| Speed |
86 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.2% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | taera (3rd place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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