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Pit Stop
Racer Jake (lvl1lightskin)
Race Number 124
Date Wed, 12 Nov 2025 11:52:10
Speed 75 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.7%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents mo_zilla (1st place) mystery01 (3rd place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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