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Pit Stop
Racer Ned (mr_schneebly)
Race Number 5704
Date Wed, 21 Jan 2026 1:53:37
Speed 59 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.4%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents angryindianman (2nd place) poopeey (1st place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
— (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)

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