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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer pc1400 (pc1400)
Race Number 14840
Date Tue, 2 Dec 2025 13:33:14
Speed 87 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.8%
Rank 3rd place (out of 3)
Opponents kaspertypes (1st place) smichaelino (2nd place)

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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
— (book) by Scott Adams (see stats)

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