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Racer ProfSuk (profsuk)
Race Number 77
Date Fri, 9 Jan 2026 20:39:53
Speed 87 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.7%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents lebaidin (1st place) tree_squirrles (4th place)

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Well, I don't wanna get into the whole physics of carbonation with you here, but you know this sound a can makes when you open it? That is the sound of you buying a whole can. And the same goes for this, okay? When you pierce the skin of a fruit, you've bought the whole fruit. Not a third of an apple. Not a half of a banana. You bite it, you bought it.
— (other) by Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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