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Pit Stop
Racer A_man (stay_safe)
Race Number 8312
Date Sat, 6 Dec 2025 5:30:54
Speed 102 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.5%
Rank 3rd place (out of 3)
Opponents dontnoahlot (1st place) mildlyaggressivecherry (2nd place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)

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