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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Richard (steel_dick) |
| Race Number | 34 |
| Date | Thu, 19 Feb 2026 19:29:13 |
| Speed |
75 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.1% |
| Rank | 4th place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | crc103 (2nd place) |
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Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.
— (other)
by Trey Parker, Matt Stone
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