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Race Result Details |
| Racer | StraightUpLuck ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (straightupluck) |
| Race Number | 89717 |
| Date | Tue, 13 Jan 2026 16:24:56 |
| Speed |
95 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.3% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | ber0620 (1st place) smoked_ty (2nd place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book)
by Carolyn Wyman
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