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Racer tstats[tshafer3] (tshafer3)
Race Number 192095
Date Sat, 3 Jan 2026 3:01:54
Speed 108 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.8%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents clockmen (5th place) i_love_france (2nd place) michaelch (1st place)

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Well, I don't wanna get into the whole physics of carbonation with you here, but you know this sound a can makes when you open it? That is the sound of you buying a whole can. And the same goes for this, okay? When you pierce the skin of a fruit, you've bought the whole fruit. Not a third of an apple. Not a half of a banana. You bite it, you bought it.
— (other) by Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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